06 July 2009

A "habitual" drunkard? What if you're more of an "inadvertent" drunkard?

Check out question 22 on page 8.

The mind races with possible follow-up statements:

"Yes, that was a bad night, but I stopped doing shots after that."

"I was HAPPY! I was a HAPPY drunk!"

"Sure, but then again...if alcohol weren't so delicious, we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?"

And so on. (But for the record, USCIS, in case you're reading, the answer is no. Not a nazi, not a drunkard. Ok?)

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