01 February 2012

Evidence of my lack of intelligence

Neighbor: So, I’m really worried about our president.

 

Me: Oh, I missed the condo association meeting. Is he ok? He’s not hurt, is he?

 

Neighbor: Yeah, he’s fine, it’s just that he might not win.

 

Me: Someone else ran for board president? How is the vote count taking so long?

 

Neighbor: No, not Matt. Obama.

 

Me: Oh. I’m not worried about him at all.

 

[Enter Matt]

 

Me: Hey Matt. Glad you’re not hurt and that no one is running against you.

 

Matt: What’s this now?

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